:01:03
All I do is sit on my fat ass.
If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.
:01:06
I wouldn't have to wear these shirts
with the tails out all the time.
:01:09
Like that's fooling anyone.
:01:11
Fat ass. I should start jogging again.
Five miles a day.
:01:15
Really do it this time.
Maybe rock climbing.
:01:18
I need to turn my life around.
:01:20
What do I need to do?
I need to fall in love.
:01:22
I need to have a girlfriend.
:01:24
I need to read more,
improve myself.
:01:26
What if I learned Russian
or something?
:01:28
Or took up an instrument?
I could speak Chinese.
:01:31
I would be the screenwriter who
speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe.
:01:35
That would be cool.
I should get my hair cut short.
:01:37
Stop trying to fool everyone
into thinking I have a full head of hair.
:01:40
How pathetic is that?
Just be real. Confident.
:01:44
Isn't that what women
are attracted to?
:01:46
Men don't have to be attractive.
:01:47
But that's not true,
especially these days.
:01:50
Almost as much pressure on men
as there is on women these days.
:01:53
Why should I be made to feel I have
to apologize for my existence?
:01:56
Maybe it's my brain chemistry.
:01:58
Maybe that's what's wrong with me:
Bad chemistry.
:02:00
All my problems and anxiety can be
reduced to a chemical imbalance...
:02:03
...or some kind of
misfiring synapses.
:02:05
I need to get help for that.
:02:07
But I'll still be ugly, though.
:02:09
Nothing's gonna change that.
:02:11
Shut up!
:02:11
Shut up!
:02:15
Let's really try today
to solve our camera problems.
:02:19
Keep between-take time
at an absolute minimum.
:02:22
These masks are really hot. Okay?
:02:24
I wanna be very well-heard
on that from everybody.
:02:27
Don't futz unless it's absolutely
important to the shot, okay?
:02:32
I don't say that for me.
I say that for the people sitting here...
:02:35
- Thank you, John.
...in the rubber.
:02:36
- I like my dress. Okay?
- Very good.
:02:40
So now, folks, you better
heed that advice.
:02:44
Stand by for picture.
:02:47
Have her rotate around the table
a little bit further.
:02:53
Hold on until we're clear.
:02:54
You. You're in the eye line.
Can you please get off the stage?
:02:57
Yeah, just bring in the six-footer.