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:56:03
He speaks into his hand-held
tape recorder, and he says:

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'' Charlie Kaufman, fat, bald,
repulsive, old...

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...sits at a Hollywood restaurant
with Valerie Thomas.''

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Kaufman, repugnant, ridiculous...
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...jerks off to the book jack et photo
of Susan Or--

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What do you want?
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l've finished my script.
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l'm done.
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So would you show it to your agent?
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lt's called The Three.
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Thanks. l also want to
thank you for your idea.

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lt was very helpful.
l changed it a little.

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Now the killer cuts off body pieces
and makes his victims eat them.

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Caroline has this great tattoo of a snake
swallowing its own tail, and--

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-Ourobouros.
-l don't know what that means.

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The snake. lt's called Ourobouros.
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l don't think so. But it's cool for my
killer to have this modus operandi...

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...because when he forces the woman
who's really him to eat herself...

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...he's also eating himself to death.
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l'm insane.
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-l'm Ourobouros.
-l don't know what that word means.

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-l've written myself into my screenplay.
-That's kind of weird, huh?

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lt's self-indulgent. lt's narcissistic.
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lt's solipsistic. lt's pathetic.
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l'm pathetic.
l'm fat and pathetic.

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l'm sure you had good reasons, Charles.
You're an artist.

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lt's because l'm too timid to speak to
the woman who wrote the book.

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Because l'm pathetic.
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Because l have no idea how to write.
Because l can't make flowers fascinating.

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Because l suck.
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-Hey, am l in the script?
-l'm going to New York.

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l'll meet her. That's it.
That's what l have to do.

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Don't get mad at me for saying this...
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...but Bob's having a seminar
in New York this weekend.

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So if you're stuck....
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And she said,
'' Laroche is such a fun character.''

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No shit, l'm a fun character.
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Who's gonna play me?
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Well, l've gotta write
the book first, John.

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Then, you know, they get somebody
to write the screenplay.

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Hey, l think l should play me.

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