:25:11
- What's the matter? Don't you like me?
- No, it's not that.
:25:16
I'm married.
:25:18
So am I.
:25:23
And I'm a one-woman man.
:25:27
Hogan, you crack me up.
:25:30
- No, it's...
- Well, I'm not Colonel Klink...
:25:33
...or that other dummkopf.
What's his name? The fat one.
:25:36
You can't pull that crap on me.
:25:46
What's this?
:25:48
A prop, I suppose.
:25:52
What do you want?
:25:54
Colonel Hogan, I want you
to nail me to the fucking wall.
:26:04
Whatever you want.
:26:06
Anything.
:26:09
Can we leave the lights on?
:26:17
- Danke for the stockings, colonel.
- Don't tell anybody there's a war on.
:26:31
Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan to see you.
:26:35
The second season,
Cynthia Lynn, who played Helga...
:26:38
... was replaced by Patti Olsen,
screen name Sigrid Valdis.
:26:42
The character's name was Hilda.
:26:44
Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan to see you.
:26:48
Kommandant, you wanted to see me?
:26:50
Yes, Hogan, I have a very serious
matter to discuss with you.
:26:54
I know everything
that happened last night.
:26:57
- You do?
- You don't fool me for one moment.