:28:01
We'd love to.
:28:05
You know who I'm talking about.
It's Klink's secretary.
:28:08
- Helga?
- No, it's Hilda.
:28:12
- She's got real beauty.
- Tighten up your pants?
:28:15
- Yeah, but she's special, you know?
- They all are.
:28:18
She's real. Not uptight.
You know what I mean?
:28:21
- Here they are, Big Daddy.
- Quick, what are their names again?
:28:24
- Jill and Judy.
- Jill and Judy.
:28:28
Chicks these days, it's like
they throw out all the rules.
:28:31
I might be in love.
Which is which?
:28:33
Jill's the blond,
Judy's the other one.
:28:36
I'm going for the blond.
:28:39
Bob, I had her all set up.
:28:44
- I'm going for the blond.
- Bob, I've been working on her.
:28:48
Brunette's not my type.
:28:54
I'm sure you'll make do.
:28:57
Come on.
:29:00
Okay.
:29:02
- Ladies!
- Hey, how are you?
:29:04
- Hi. Jill, right?
- Jill, yeah.
:29:06
- Jill, John.
- Bob Crane.
:29:08
- Judy?
- Yeah, Judy. Nice to meet you.
:29:10
Welcome.
:29:12
So this is the party?
:29:16
Colonel, apparently some
of the new recruits...
:29:19
...are complaining
about the barracks again.
:29:22
Hogan!
:29:25
He does that just right.
:29:28
Yeah!
:29:30
You are so photogenic.
:29:35
That's great! That's great!
:29:39
I love that thing you do.
:29:42
Hold on, hold on. I gotta get that.
:29:44
- Take it off! Take it off!
- Fabulous. Set those puppies free.
:29:51
- That's great.
- Go, Jill!
:29:53
Carpy, more film!
:29:56
That's fabulous.
That's fabulous. Really.