:44:01
Carp? Get a load of this.
:44:11
No, no, that's good. I like that.
:44:14
Here we go.
:44:17
Beautiful. Beautiful.
:44:19
Want to try one of those
"schmile" pictures we talked about?
:44:22
- Okay.
- Why not, huh?
:44:24
We'll just...
There we go. And all set?
:44:28
Ready.
:44:30
- Schmile!
- Schmile!
:44:35
Really great.
:44:38
I'm a normal,
red-blooded American man.
:44:40
I like to look at naked women.
:44:42
I love breasts. Any kind. I love them.
:44:46
Boobs, bazooms,
balloons, bags, bazongas.
:44:50
The bigger, the better.
:44:51
Nipples like udders, nipples like
saucers. Big pale, rosy-brown nipples.
:44:56
Little bitty baby nipples.
:44:57
Real or fake, what's the difference?
I like tits.
:45:00
Who's kidding who?
:45:03
Tits are great.
:45:13
- There you are.
- Thank you.
:45:14
Well, I just...
:45:16
So you... You actually
went to Las Vegas with the...
:45:21
- You can't even say his name?
- Well...
:45:23
Come on. I told you I was going.
:45:26
Sure, but I didn't think
you were really gonna do it.
:45:31
Bob, honey, you're already married.
:45:34
She doesn't understand this life.
She'd rather be back in Connecticut.
:45:39
She's not a Hollywood person,
you know?
:45:41
She's so good. She's like a...
:45:43
A saint?
:45:44
Come on, don't let her do that to you.
:45:47
You are a good man.
:45:49
What about the press?
:45:52
The public reaction.
:45:53
We've got nothing to be ashamed of.
:45:56
You know, Ed actually suggested
we get married on the set.
:45:59
CBS would love it.