1:04:02
- Carpy?
- Sleeping Beauty.
1:04:03
- Carpy?
- Sleeping Beauty.
1:04:04
Where you been?
1:04:06
While you were catching Z's,
I, your loyal musketeer...
1:04:12
...was out at the porn theater...
1:04:14
...shooting a copy of Deep Throat
off the screen.
1:04:19
- You can do that?
- I had to use your name.
1:04:22
I picked up some swing magazines.
This is a big town for swinging.
1:04:25
- We should just do it.
- What?
1:04:27
Just make a big-budget sex film.
1:04:31
You know?
Get some big star, like...
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- Stella Stevens.
- She'd never do it.
1:04:39
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, Carp.
Oh, yeah.
1:04:41
If you pay her enough.
She's an actress!
1:04:45
Wow. You could charge, like,
10 bucks for something like that.
1:04:50
Hey. Look at this.
1:04:52
Look at my dick.
1:04:54
- Look at my dick.
- I've seen your dick before.
1:04:58
Look closer.
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- I don't want to look closer.
- Look, damn it!
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See anything different?
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What am I supposed to say,
it's bigger?
1:05:13
Is it?
1:05:17
Wow. You did it, didn't you?
1:05:20
Last time I was in L.A.
A "penile enhancement."
1:05:24
Wow! lt's thicker!
How much did it cost?
1:05:27
lf you're gonna be in the movies,
gotta do what you gotta do.
1:05:31
- Hey, a day without sex...
- Is a day wasted.
1:05:35
Bob Crane. Hey, Lenny.
1:05:38
You're kidding me.
1:05:40
Run it by me again?
1:05:44
That... No, no, no, no, that's...
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That's great.
1:05:47
Disney's offering me a movie.
Superdad.
1:05:51
No, no, no, no. Just tell them
I got some commitments.
1:05:54
Don't blow this, Lenny.
Don't blow it. I want this job.
1:05:58
I need this job, okay?