1:08:07
This is it.
1:08:10
Here we are.
1:08:13
Batman and Robin.
1:08:15
Lone Ranger and Tonto.
1:08:18
Hi-yo, Silver. Away!
1:08:22
- Come on in, guys. Join the party!
- Hey, what's going on?
1:08:26
- Janet! Janet!
- What's coming off?
1:08:29
What's going down?
1:08:31
All your life you're the lucky guy.
The funny guy.
1:08:35
Then one day it all turns.
1:08:37
The jokes aren't funny,
the phone doesn't ring.
1:08:40
You're the same, but nothing else is.
1:08:42
Superdad sat on the shelf
for a year...
1:08:45
... then flopped.
1:08:46
I had to beg Disney
for a cameo in another film...
1:08:49
...Gus, about a donkey
who kicked field goals.
1:08:54
What do they want from me?
I don't drink. I don't smoke.
1:08:59
Two out of three ain't bad.
1:09:07
Honey?
1:09:09
Gotta go back on the road.
1:09:11
Bob, you're never home anymore.
1:09:14
You think dinner theater
makes me happy?
1:09:17
How do you think I feel having to do
dinner theater to pay the bills?
1:09:21
Gee, I wouldn't know.
I'm just a housewife.
1:09:24
Well, maybe you need a new hobby.
1:09:26
You thought about that?
1:09:31
Maybe I need a new husband.
1:09:34
Hey, everything I do is for you
and Scotty. Come on.
1:09:38
The house, the furniture,
the Caddy that you drive.
1:09:43
I just want someone here.
1:09:46
You're never home anymore.
1:09:48
And when you are, you're
downstairs editing your videos!
1:09:53
You want me to cancel my next
engagement? Just cancel it?
1:09:56
I can't. It's a contract!