:20:02
It must be on a pot
of kangaroo meat
:20:04
in an Australian desert
with my Aborigine husband
:20:08
who stole the lid
under the sink.
:20:10
Look at the candidate's photo,
but without. . .
:20:12
-seeing his name.
-My!
:20:14
The true bridge
between lonely hearts.
:20:19
I can't believe I'm here,
with this charlatan.
:20:23
In a second she'll say she
has the perfect man for me.
:20:26
There is no perfect man.
Get that into your head.
:20:31
As long as he isn't
a murderer
:20:34
or into things. . .
unconventional.
:20:37
We research all our
clients' tastes and behaviors
:20:41
here at Honeymoon.
:20:43
You will have to answer
a few questions.
:20:47
Please fill out
this form.
:20:51
I need some more time.
:20:55
In fact, I only came here
out of curiosity.
:20:58
My dentist's office
is in the building.
:21:01
So I thought I'd pop in
and check it out.
:21:04
It doesn't look like you
have much time to think.
:21:07
You've done the hardest part,
which is to come in.
:21:10
Trust me, my work
is scientific.
:21:15
I want total secrecy.
:21:18
I guarantee it.
:21:22
I gave up on
my personal life.
:21:25
I work 11 hours a day,
Monday to Monday.
:21:29
My only option is to
date a night watchman.
:21:32
My only free time is
between midnight and 6 a.m.
:21:35
I am dating a real prince
of darkness.
:21:39
We only meet late at night,
when everybody else is asleep.
:21:44
-A vampire.
-A married man.
:21:46
He's almost a widower,
his wife is almost dead.
:21:50
She's been on instruments
for six months.
:21:54
Then just pull
the plug.
:21:56
Now you guys
are killing for men?
:21:59
Killing, no, dying, yes.
A friend of mine