:02:02
- [ Pager Ringing ]
- I don't want to hear excuses.
:02:04
Ijust want to hear
your assignments readaloud
in a slow and peaceful--
:02:08
- You,Joshua. Go.
- Uh, my dog ate it?
:02:12
- I know you don't have a dog.
- Right. Sorry.
:02:15
- Miss Caldwel I ?.
- Yes, Kaylee?
:02:18
Can you open the door?.
I t's kinda toasty in here.
:02:22
I suppose so.
:02:28
[ Grunts ]
:02:30
Jason Shepherd, did you just
come in from that window?.
:02:35
No. You looked flushed.
I was just creating a cross-draft.
:02:38
Now that we're all comfortable,
why don'tyou read us your story?.
:02:42
Let's give someone else a chance.
No, we'd like to hear yours.
:02:47
You did do it, didn't you?.
:02:52
Miss Caldwell--
can I call you Phyllis?.
:02:54
- No.
- Understood.
:02:56
But as much as I wanted
to write my paper--
:02:59
I mean, I really, really wanted
to write my paper--
:03:02
I couldn't.
:03:04
And it's because I spent all last night
in the Greenbury General emergency room.
:03:11
See, my mom made
Swedish meatballs for dinner.
It's my dad's favorite.
:03:16
He was so excited, he accidentally
swallowed one whole.
:03:20
It was awful! He started choking.
His faced turned purple.
:03:23
The meatball was bulging out
ofhis neck. We rushed him to the E.R.
:03:27
I kept trying to write my paper
in the waiting room,
but it was too hard.
:03:30
I needed to be by my father's side.
After all, he's the only dad I got.
:03:37
You're lying through your
teeth, you little demon.
:03:39
I wish I were, Phyllis.
Call my dad if you want.
:03:42
His number's 555-0147.
:03:45
I think I will.
:03:48
Are you crazy?.
You're totally gonna get busted.
:03:51
Say "Harry Shepherd's office."
No way. Don't drag me into this.
:03:54
- Come on. Help me out. What am I supposed to do?
- How about write the paper?.
:03:57
- Do it. Do it!
- No. No!