:11:00
He sits there with his head slumped over.
I have no idea what my motivation is.
:11:04
Mmm. Okay, you're
a police officer named Fowl.
:11:08
Your new partner is a crime-fighting
chicken named Whitaker.
:11:11
And your motivation is a nice
fat paycheck that's keeping you out...
:11:13
of working the drive-through window at McDonald's.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
:11:18
Watch yourself, Wolf.
Watch yourself.
:11:20
No, you watch yourself, pal.
:11:23
You're just lucky I'm not making you
wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.
:11:27
I swear. I was riding down the street
on Jamie's old bike and some limo hit me.
:11:32
They offered me a ride.
I spilled all my stuff. I must've forgotten the paper.
:11:36
Give us one reason
whywe should believe you.
:11:38
Because it's true!
:11:41
There was some guy in the limo.
Marty something. Maybe he took it.
:11:45
What are our options?.
:11:47
Without the essay,
summer school.
:11:51
Or... summer school.
:11:57
[Man]
Today, students,
:12:00
we're going to learn about
the joys of a special friend...
:12:05
I like to call Mr. Semicolon.
:12:08
[Student Coughing]
:12:11
The semicolon was first used...
:12:14
in a 1734 letter
to British Parliament...
:12:18
by Mr.Jedediah Wilkinson.
:12:23
W-I -L...
:12:26
I--
[ Snoring ]
:12:29
Help... me.
:12:32
Jason, you must've made
at least one friend.
:12:36
Yeah, come to think of it,the kid behind me
who kept flicking boogers at my neck,
:12:41
he seemed like
a really nice guy.
:12:44
I shouldn't even be
in that stupid summer school.
:12:46
Ifit makes you feel any better,
my parents are taking an adventure.
:12:50
They're going on a river rafting
trip in the Grand Canyon.
But do I get an adventure?. No.
:12:54
My big adventure is staying
at my Grandma Pearl's
with her toe fungus.
:12:58
Well, you can hang out
at my place.