Big Fat Liar
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:33:04
- He stole my story. He's making
it into this big movie.
- Whoa.

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- Did you just say MartyWolf?.
- Yeah. You know him?.

:33:09
Know him?. I used to drive him.
He fired me last year.

:33:12
- Why?.
- I'm an actor. See?.

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Right? And I made the mistake
of asking him if I could
audition for one ofhis movies.

:33:19
He could've said no
and not let me audition.

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But instead he takes my head shot,
writes "loser" across my forehead,

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and then faxes it to every
casting director in town.

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You poor thing.
:33:31
If you guys wanna mess
with Wolf, I got your back.

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[Jason's Voice ]
Today, it's know the enemy time.

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Right on schedule.
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[Wolf] Okay, people, we begin
production in two days.

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Dusty! El director.
First up's the big stunt.

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I wanna start this shoot off
with a bang! I wanna blow them away
right out of the gate! Hit me!

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- Rock and rol l, baby,
I am ready to party.
- Go!

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Okay! Harumph! We open.
Twelve different camera angles.

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Smoke ascending
from the streets of the city.

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Kastang!
Birds descending from the heavens...

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like winged messengers
from above, beckoning.

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[ Wolf]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Confucius say,
"Easy does it, skippy."

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I can barely afford one camera,
let alone twelve. And forget the birds.

:34:33
Monty, talk to me
about the budget.

:34:36
We're two million dollars over, and the
studio hasn't approved the new budget.

:34:40
When are they supposed
to do that?.

:34:42
Tomorrow morning you have a breakfast
meeting at Marcus Duncan's house.

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[ Scoffing ] Oh. I have a breakfast
meeting at Marcus Duncan's house.

:34:50
You can tell our little
vice president he can drag
his sorry butt to myplace...

:34:54
if he wants to have a little sit-down
chin-wag with the Wolf Man.

:34:57
Actually, sir,
:34:59
he's not the V.P. anymore.

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