:55:02
Uh-- No, he wrote
a little English paper...
:55:06
with the same title--
big deal.
:55:08
I-It's-- It--
Uh--
:55:12
He's--
:55:14
- Don't do it,Jason.
- Kid.
:55:17
I swear to you,
you get me out of this mess,
:55:22
and I'll tell your dad
you wrote Big Fat Liar,
:55:25
Erin Brockovich and
Saving Private Ryan too.
:55:39
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
:55:41
Friends! Uh, if I can have your
attention for just a moment, please?.
:55:46
You're all probably wondering
why I'm blue and orange.
:55:49
[ Everyone Laughs ]
Just go with me for a second.
:55:52
You see, uh, Big Fat Liar.
:55:56
B.F.L. " Bfl "
as it's come to be known,
:55:59
is full of action, romance,
effects-- oh,you bet!
:56:03
But what it lacks right now
is a message.
:56:07
Trooper's girlfriend makes
this new potion which is
supposed to make him shrink.
:56:11
[ In Earpiece ] But instead,
it causes him to change color.
:56:14
[ Faking A Cough ] Why?.
Because now, the twist is...
:56:17
he can't even lie
about his feelings anymore.
:56:19
You see, his girlfriend, Penny,
she makes Trooper an antidote...
:56:23
which, instead of curing him-- whoa--
causes him to change colors.
:56:28
When he's bummed out
about stuff, he turns blue.
:56:30
- When depressed, he turns blue.
- When he's mad, his hair turns red.
:56:34
When he's angry, boom!
:56:37
His curly locks turn the color
of a flaming brushfire!
:56:40
But when he discovers the ultimate
truth that he's in love with Penny,
:56:46
the softest shade of pink...
:56:48
finds its wayacross his visage.
:56:51
I didn't tell him to say that!
:56:53
Wolf, what are you doing?.
You're not listening to me.
:56:55
Just stick to the plan--
[ Yelps ]