Big Fat Liar
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1:02:01
Mmm. You've got to look good
for the first day of shooting.

1:02:06
Do you copy that, Mr. Funny bones?.
1:02:10
"That's a big 1 0-4, Marty!'
1:02:12
[ Laughs ]
Mmm. Whoo!

1:02:15
I brought you all here
tonight for two reasons.

1:02:18
"A" you're all the best
in your given fields.

1:02:21
And "B" you all
despise this man... a lot.

1:02:26
Gang, let's roll up our sleeves
and get to work.

1:02:35
Let's begin.
Your assignments.

1:02:37
Red team, you guys stall him
until my parents get to the set.

1:02:40
Oh! That's it. Oh!
One more! Oh! That's it!

1:02:43
Blue team, I need your help
in the distract and delay tactics.

1:02:47
Gold team, you guys are responsible
for the mental warfare.

1:02:50
In order to get what we need,
we are talking...

1:02:52
complete physical and
psycho-emotional breakdown, people.

1:02:56
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- I want to see a broken man.

1:02:59
I'm talking broken like,
1:03:02
"Ooh, I just threw a baseball
through your window" broken.

1:03:04
Snap him like a twig.
Squeeze him like a bug.

1:03:09
I want you to turn him into mincemeat,
and I don't even know what mincemeat is!

1:03:13
I want him to scream
for his mommy: "Wah, wah!

1:03:17
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!'
Do you hear me?.

1:03:19
Do you read me?.
'Cause I don't think--

1:03:21
I... think they read you.
Fair enough.

1:03:25
Guys, I just got one thing to say.
1:03:32
It's show time.
It's show time.

1:03:39
From the studio?.
Yes, sir.

1:03:41
Don't I know you?.
Yeah, you do.

1:03:44
I'm Frank Jackson. I was your driver
last year until you fired me.

1:03:47
Fabulous! Oh!
1:03:50
Boy, the acting career
must really be taking off.

1:03:52
Bravo, Brando. Let's get movin'.
I don't wanna be late.

1:03:55
[ Phone Rings ]
Yeah.
Monty, it's me.

1:03:58
Oh, hey, Marty. Did you get
some rest for the big day?.


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