Big Fat Liar

1:16:15

Let go of the monkey.

1:16:17

- Call my dad.
- Never.

1:16:19

- Yes.
- No!

1:16:23

Ah! Gotcha, kid.

1:16:25

It's over.
You lose, and I win.

1:16:28

I don't think so, Wolf.
Oh, you don't think so?.

1:16:32

Come on,Jason.
You're smarter than that.

1:16:35

You write a story,
I steal it, and now I'm
about to start shooting...

1:16:39

the greatest movie
of my career.

1:16:41

So you admit
you stole my story?.

1:16:43

We've been over this.
It's ancient history.

1:16:46

Yeah, I stole your story!
Whoop-di-doodle-doo!
You happy now?.

1:16:51

I stoleJason Shepherd's paper
and turned it into Big Fat Liar!

1:16:56

You know who's listening, pal?.
Hmm?. No one.

1:16:59

And they never will.
So for the last time, give it up!

1:17:04

Because I will never, ever, ever--
like never, ever, ever,

1:17:08

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever--
infinity--

1:17:12

tell the truth.
[ Blowing Raspberry ]

1:17:15

Because the truth's overrated, right?.

1:17:17

That's right!
[Man ]
And cut!

1:17:21

Huh?.

1:17:40

I told you, Wolf. The only way
to shoot this scene is from
1 2 different camera angles...

1:17:44

with birds flyin' around.

1:17:47

Oh, and, by the by,

1:17:49

Confucius say,
"Kastang, you're busted."

1:17:57

Rock 'n' roll, baby.