Big Trouble
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You can squirt me tonight
over at Bayside.

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I'll be outside The Gap
at around 8:00, okay?

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Okay.
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And you -- don't look
at my ass when I walk away.

:30:08
I can't make
that promise.

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"You can squirt me tonight
down at Bayside."

:30:15
You're gonna remember
that line when you're
an old dude, dude.

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-- You looking at her ass?
-- Yeah.

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There's some things
I'd like to know.

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For instance, who's
the guy running around
with the rifle?

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And who in the hell
is the guy jumping on me
from out of a tree?

:30:31
What guy in a tree?
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That's what I'm wondering.
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Look, you brought us
down here

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to do a simple job --
in, out, bing, bang.

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All of a sudden,
I got Geronimo running
into the house

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and Tarzan landing
on my coconut.

:30:41
Your primary concern
is to finish this job

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before a certain party
shoots his mouth off.

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Excuse me.
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Nice.
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Gentlemen, would you mind
putting out your cigars,
please?

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-- Come again?
-- I asked...

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Would you mind putting
out your cigars, please?

:30:59
As a matter of fact,
I would mind.

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Well, you see,
the reason I ask --
all due respect --

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I got a great New York strip
sitting over there,

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cost me $27 and change,
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and it tastes like
I'm eating a cigar.

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Listen, ace, number one,
you're eating a steak

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at a place
called Joe's Stone Crab.

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And number two,
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there's no rule that says
we can't smoke.

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Well, number one,
my name is not Ace.

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And number two,
I'm not talking
about rules here.

:31:21
I'm talking about manners.
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You see, there is no rule
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that says
I can't come over here

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and fart on your entree,
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but I don't do it.
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Why? Because
it's not good manners.

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So I ask you again
in the nicest possible way

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to please put out
the cigars, okay?

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Thank you.
:31:47
I hope you realize
you've just committed
assault.

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I know, I know --
you know, I remember a time

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was you actually
had to hit somebody.

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You go tell your employer
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it's gonna cost him
another 10 G's apiece.

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Okay.

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