:01:00
films... if they're good.
:01:05
Intelligent, of course.
Kind...
:01:08
pretty, I suppose.
But it's not critical.
:01:13
Somone you can really
talk to.
:01:16
I think communication
is key.
:01:23
The most beautiful girl
in the world
:01:26
Picks my ties out
she eats my candy
:01:29
She drinks my brandy
:01:31
The most beautiful girl
in the wo-o-rld...
:01:34
I came from Moscow,
:01:35
and, um... I'm looking for
perfect husband.
:01:39
...Older than me,
about 5 years.
:01:45
I don't want anything fat.
:01:47
I don't like stingy man.
:01:48
...Iike Johnny Depp.
:01:49
He's got passion.
He's good-looking.
:01:51
...Who care about family,
who loves children.
:01:55
I do wild things.
:01:56
I'm actually looking for
somebody who could control that.
:01:58
I like "Earth, Wind, and Fire,"
my favorite group.
:02:01
... To the one and only
beautiful girl in the world
:02:09
Okay,
when you think about it,
:02:11
England is just a small island.
:02:13
I mean, I know that gives you
about 20 million girls
to choose from.
:02:17
But if you live in a small town
and you work long hours,
:02:19
you're just not gonna get
the chance to meet them all.
:02:22
But I suppose I never
really believed in that stuff
:02:25
about falling in love
with the girl next-door.
:02:28
I mean, for a start,
I never had a girl next-door.
:02:30
But where does it say
that you have to meet
:02:33
the love of your life
in the local supermarket?
:02:43
We all have someone
in our past --
:02:46
one skeleton, if you like.
:02:48
We've all got at least
one person, as it were,
under the patio.
:02:52
Not literally, of course.
:02:56
I should say that some people,
on the face of it,