:23:03
The light --
for the cake.
:23:05
Okay, Nadia...
happy birthday!
:23:15
Hang on, hang on,
hang on.
:23:17
I need to know
who you are first.
:23:19
We are Russian.
:23:20
Yes, I know.
:23:22
Good.
:23:23
A-and?
:23:25
And what?
Oh, from the beginning.
:23:27
Okay...
:23:28
Nadia is my little cousin,
:23:30
except she's not
my little cousin, but
we say "little cousin."
:23:33
Is it good?
:23:34
So you're -- you're both
Nadia's cousins?
:23:37
No, no, no, Alexei
doesn't speak English.
:23:42
We are actors.
:23:43
Although he is
actor/musician.
:23:45
He is very, very good.
:23:46
I'm not so good.
I just strum along.
:23:49
He makes me look like
a retard.
:23:50
He smokes me.
:23:52
No, I don't mean
he "smokes" me... you know?
:23:56
What?
:23:57
You -- You say "smoke"
in England?
:23:59
No.
:24:01
No, okay. So I can say
"he smokes me," huh?
:24:03
So I come to England with
other actors to make shows.
:24:06
And I meet this crazy guy
from Novgorod.
:24:08
I tell him about you, about
chicken, and birthday cake.
:24:13
And here we are!
:24:18
So how -- how long
will you be in England?
:24:21
Oh, plans.
Come on.
:24:23
Plans are for architects,
politicians, not for us.
:24:26
Uh, but you must have
a visa or something?
:24:29
Are you asking me
for my documents?
:24:32
-- No.
-- Yes, you are --
:24:37
Okay, John, yes.
:24:38
I've put on a few pounds.
:24:41
Come on, John.
:24:41
Don't tease him.
:24:44
John, please.
:24:45
Can I have a light?
:24:47
So... John, you have nothing
to say to your fiance'e?
:24:51
Maybe to a wife of 40 years,
I can understand.
:24:53
But... come on.
You speak and I will
translate if you want, okay?