Bubba Ho-tep
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:30:03
Mr. Kennedy?
:30:11
Hey, man...
you're on the floor.

:30:15
No shit.
:30:18
Who are you?
:30:20
Look, I'm...
:30:22
Sebastian. Sebastian Haff.
:30:26
Did you see him go by in the hall?
:30:30
He scuttled like.
:30:32
- Who, man?
- The one they sent.

:30:36
- Who's "they"?
- Oh, you know who.

:30:39
No, Jack, I don't.
Come on, man.

:30:43
Lyndon Johnson.
:30:45
Castro, maybe.
:30:46
They sent somebody to finish me off.
:30:49
I think maybe it was Johnson himself.
:30:52
Real ugly.
Real goddamn ugly!

:30:56
Look, man,
President Johnson's dead.

:30:58
Shit. That ain't gonna stop him.
:31:07
Get his feet.
:31:14
So, you say you heard a... a noise?
:31:17
Well, a sound's a sound, you know?
I mean, I heard something.

:31:19
It was like a... I don't know.
Like a... like a scuttling.

:31:24
- A scuttling sound?
- Yes, sir.

:31:27
Were you awake or were you
in bed when you heard this noise?

:31:31
I was in bed first, then I was awake
'cause the damn bugs woke me up.

:31:35
You got bugs all over this place.
:31:38
Bugs... well, Mr. Haff, what kind
of bugs have you been seeing?

:31:42
Look, do I look like
an ichthyologist to you?

:31:45
Big damn bugs, all right?
:31:46
The size of my fist. The size
of a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

:31:49
What do I care?
I got a growth on my pecker.

:31:51
Okay, Mr. Haff.
Don't worry about a thing.

:31:53
We'll call the exterminator tomorrow
and we'll take care of the problem.

:31:57
Good. Thank you.
Thank you very much.


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