Bubba Ho-tep
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Station KROP is proud to present
the Elvis Presley movie marathon

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It's 24 hours of Elvis
in the roles he made famous

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Watch that two-fisted Hound Dog
out-strum. Outrace.

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Out-fight. And outwit the bad guys
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And at the same time.
Watch the King slay the girls

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Shitty pictures, man.
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Every single one.
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Here I was complainin' about
loss of pride and how life had treated me.

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And now I realized
I never had any pride

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And much of how life
had treated me had been good

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The bulk of the bad
was my own damn fault

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Should've fired Colonel Parker
by the time I got in the pictures

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Old fart had been a shark and a fool.
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And I was an even bigger fool
for following him

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If only I'd treated Priscilla right
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If I could've told
my daughter I loved her

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Always the questions
Never the answers

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Always the hopes
never the fulfillments

1:00:18
I had the woman who calls herself
my niece come get me.

1:00:21
She took me downtown this morning
to the newspaper morgue.

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She's been helping me
to do some research.

1:00:28
- Research on what, man?
- On our mummy.

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You know somethin' about him?
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I know plenty.
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Now, one of the lesser mummies,
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on loan from the Egyptian government,
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was being circulated
all over the United States.

1:00:45
You know, museums,
stuff like that.

1:00:47
What do you mean?
Like King Tut or whatever?

1:00:49
No, more like King Tut's brother.
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His mummy was flown or carried
by the train from state to state.

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When it got to Texas,
it was stolen.

1:00:58
Stolen?
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Evidence points to it being stolen at night
by a couple of guys in a silver bus.


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