Bubba Ho-tep
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1:01:03
Bus? Hey, I've seen that!
1:01:06
Anyway, the thieves
broke into the museum,

1:01:08
stole it in hopes of a ransom,
1:01:11
when in comes the worst storm
in East Texas history.

1:01:17
Let me guess.
1:01:19
The bus was washed away, see?
1:01:21
'Cause I think I saw it today.
It was way back in the creek.

1:01:24
The mummy was imprisoned
by the debris.

1:01:27
Look here...
how'd it come back to life?

1:01:29
And how did I end up
inside its memories?

1:01:32
Speculation broadens here,
but from what I've read,

1:01:35
some mummies get buried
without their names...

1:01:37
a curse put on their sarcophagus.
1:01:41
Hey, now, maybe our boy's
one of them.

1:01:44
I mean, when he's in the coffin,
he's just a dried-up old corpse,

1:01:48
but when the bus got washed away,
maybe it overturned or broke open,

1:01:51
and now he's free of coffin and curse.
1:01:53
He's free from imprisonment,
but he still needs souls.

1:01:58
Now he's free to have them.
1:01:59
He can just keep on feedin'
unless he's finally destroyed.

1:02:06
So, what do we do, Jack?
1:02:09
Changing rest homes
might be a good idea.

1:02:11
I can't think of much else.
1:02:13
But I will say this...
1:02:15
Our mummy is
a nighttime kind of guy.

1:02:19
So, I'm gonna go and sleep now.
1:02:22
I'll set my alarm
for just before dark,

1:02:24
then I can get myself
a couple of cups of coffee.

1:02:27
Damn straight.
1:02:29
If he comes in here tonight, I don't
want him slappin' his lips on my asshole.

1:02:32
Yes. Consider it.
1:02:35
He's got the proverbial
bird's nest on the ground here.

1:02:58
What do I really have
left in life but this place?


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