Buying the Cow
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:06:02
I'm not quite sure that I've had enough.
:06:04
- That's ridiculous. How many is enough?
- Twice your age.

:06:09
It's not about quantity, it's about quality.
:06:12
What's wrong with going
for both quality and quantity?

:06:14
Being the best he can be,
that's the American way.

:06:20
Foul.
:06:22
- Foul?
- It's foul.

:06:23
- What foul?
- Humping before the shot.

:06:26
- I was humping you?
- Prison-style.

:06:28
Whatever. If I was humping you,
you'd know it.

:06:30
- Would I?
- Yeah, you'd know it.

:06:32
You'd feel it. I wasn't humping you.
:06:33
- Deep, right?
- Yep.

:06:37
A little help?
:06:49
The thing is,
I never expected to feel empowered.

:06:52
For better, for worse,
something is set into motion...

:06:55
...and I set it off.
Am I a manipulative bitch or what?

:06:59
Welcome to my world.
:07:00
You should feel empowered.
It wasn't easy, but it had to be done.

:07:03
What was the alternative, to keep waiting?
:07:05
It's not like the sex gets better
with every passing year. Am I right?

:07:10
I'm sorry that was so quick.
I'm kind of beat.

:07:13
That's okay.
Orgasms are overrated anyway.

:07:15
Hey, South Park is on.
:07:17
You had the courage
to look him in the eye and say:

:07:21
"Buddy boy,
it's time to shit or get off the pot."

:07:23
And marrying me would be the "shit" part
of that colourful analogy?

:07:26
Thanks.
:07:34
I'm sorry, I don't get it. Sarah is hot.
:07:36
Behind every good-Iooking chick is a guy
who's tired of nailing her.

:07:39
- Am I right, Davey?
- No, you're wrong, asshole.

:07:42
So who's missing from your repertoire:
cowgirls, wilder chicks, the Amish, what?

:07:46
It's not like that.
Let's just drop it, all right?

:07:51
- Do you guys believe in "the one"?
- As in one soul mate?

:07:55
The perfect match that completes us,
makes us whole?

:07:57
- Exactly.
- Hell, no.

:07:59
I don't know. But if there's such a thing
and Sarah's it...


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