Buying the Cow
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1:01:04
Oh, no. The airport guy?
1:01:06
The airport guy?
What about the airport guy?

1:01:10
- Tell me about this airport guy.
- It's okay, honey.

1:01:13
He's a friend.
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Okay.
1:01:23
I was travelling with my family once.
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We were in an airport...
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...and this guy came up to me
from out of nowhere.

1:01:34
And he started,
saying aJJ these strange things to me...

1:01:38
...about how he feJt something
when he saw me...

1:01:40
...and he wondered if I feJt it, too.
1:01:42
I didn't know what to say,
so I just kind of smiJed at him.

1:01:45
He gave me his address...
1:01:46
...and asked, if I feJt the same
I shouJd write him.

1:01:48
And as he waJked away,
I had this frozen grin on my face.

1:01:52
I didn't want to agitate him or anything.
1:01:55
I was terrified
that he was going to hurt me.

1:01:57
Can you believe that?
How old were you, honey?

1:02:00
- Eleven.
- Eleven years old.

1:02:01
If that son of a bitch
were here right now...

1:02:04
But you wrote him!
1:02:06
I mean, did you ever write him?
1:02:11
No. Of course not.
1:02:18
Honey, do you want me to finish the story
for you?

1:02:20
- There's more?
- Yeah.

1:02:22
No, it's okay. I can do this.
1:02:26
So as soon as the guy was gone
I threw the address away.

1:02:30
But what I didn't know at the
time was that my JittJe sister Katie...

1:02:34
...who was two years younger than me...
1:02:36
...saw everything.
1:02:42
She wanted to be Jike me.
1:02:44
She worshipped me
and she started writing this creep, as me.

1:02:49
She even sent him my picture.
1:02:52
Then, of course, when he wrote back...
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...weird stuff about how
he wanted to run away with her...

1:02:57
...and make babies.
1:02:58
Can you imagine that? Make babies?

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