Buying the Cow
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1:10:01
...TyJer's roommate
in our fraternity house at schooJ.

1:10:03
Yeah, you were! Phi Lamb!
Who's my boy, Mikey? You're my boy!

1:10:09
And today I have the priviJege...
1:10:13
...of being the best man in his wedding.
1:10:16
Suffice it to say, I was shocked
to hear that he was getting married.

1:10:21
But over time as I taJked to him
on the phone...

1:10:25
...I began to understand.
1:10:26
We used to do everything together.
We were joined at the hip.

1:10:29
It struck me that
what these two peopJe were doing...

1:10:32
...was giving themseJves in to...
1:10:36
...a bJinding reaJisation.
1:10:39
Pure truth.
1:10:41
They stood before everyone they knew
and confessed their new found seJves.

1:10:45
I don't know,
but witnessing such strength...

1:10:49
...and courage in my friends...
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...inspires me in a way
which I can bareJy put into words.

1:11:00
You see, whiJe many of you
don't know me...

1:11:03
...the rest of you onJy think you do.
1:11:05
The truth is you're about to meet
Mike Hanson for the first time.

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My name is Mike Hanson...
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...and I'm a raging homosexuaJ.
1:11:21
Thank you.
1:11:27
I didn't really know him that well.
1:11:31
And Jet's give it up to the newJyweds.
Congrats, guys.

1:11:43
Hit it.
1:11:56
Why does everybody keep trying
to set me up?

1:11:59
They're never him.

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