:26:02
Well, everything will be covered
at today's review.
:26:07
You know what?
:26:08
I have taught in the heart
of a ghetto...
:26:11
and none of those
ghetto kids...
:26:13
were anywhere near as whiny
as any of you.
:26:17
Did you get that, Mr. Shapiro?
:26:23
Mr. Harkin?
:26:25
I can't make the review 'cause
I have a doctor's appointment.
:26:27
Well, unless you want
to fail my class...
:26:30
I suggest you get your notes
from someone else.
:26:33
Don't worry, Mr. Harkin.
:26:36
I'll cover him.
:26:38
This is bullshit, man.
He never taught us anything...
:26:41
from the Regents'.
:26:44
He's just too lazy
to make up his own test.
:26:49
You know what that means,
don't you?
:26:55
Unpassable?
:26:57
Unpassable.
:26:59
Cheaters love to use
the word "unpassable."
:27:02
Usually it's just bullshit,
you know?
:27:04
A way to justify what we do.
In this case, however...
:27:07
we truly were dealing
with an unpassable test.
:27:09
You do the eyeball,
I'll do the crisis.
:27:13
Which crisis?
:27:17
"lf they're your friends,
they'll understand."
:27:20
I don't like that one, man.
:27:23
It's gross.
:27:26
It works.
:27:27
The best way
to distract a teacher...
:27:29
is to manufacture
a teen identity crisis.
:27:32
Mr. Harkin?
:27:35
Can I talk to you a minute?
:27:36
Sure, Handsome.
:27:38
Now, I could have exploited
my parents' divorce...
:27:41
or faked an eating disorder,
but I knew an even better way...
:27:45
to grab Mr. Harkin's attention.
:27:47
Sometimes...
:27:50
when I'm in
the locker room, and...
:27:54
everybody gets...
:27:57
naked...