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Like, Bernie.
Bernie likes to chew gum.
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No, not chew. Pop.
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So l came home this one day,
and l'm really irritated.
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l'm looking for a little bit sympathy.
:24:15
And there's Bernie, lying on the
couch, drinking a beer and chewing.
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No, not chewing. Popping!
:24:22
So l said to him,
''You pop that gum one more time...''
:24:28
And he did.
:24:29
So l took the shotgun of the wall
and l fired two warning shots...
:24:35
into his head.
:24:59
l met Ezekial Young from Suntex
City about two years ago.
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And he told me he was single.
And we hit it off right away.
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We started living together.
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He got to work. He came home.
l fixed him a drink. We did dinner.
:25:13
And then l found out.
:25:16
Single, he told me. Single my ass!
:25:19
Not only he was married,
oh no, he has 6 wives.
:25:24
One of those moments, you know.
:25:26
So that night when he came home from work,
l fixed him his drink, as usual.
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You know some guy just
can't hold their ass in it.
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Now l'm standing in the kitchen.
:25:54
Cooking a chicken for dinner,
minding my own business.
:25:57
ln storm my husband
Wilbur in a jealous rage.