Death to Smoochy
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:36:04
Know what I'm saying?
It'd be painful.

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This makes me very sad.
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I'm just...

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...very sad right now.
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Who made you sad, Tommy?
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I don't like to mention names.
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Say, fellas, I just remembered.
:36:24
We got a part
Spinner would be perfect for.

:36:27
That's the solution.
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You're a good boy. We remember favors.
:36:32
You're welcome at our place anytime.
Come on, boys.

:36:36
Okay.
:36:38
Thanks for stopping by.
:36:42
Hello?
:36:43
Better grow eyes on
the back of your head.

:36:46
I won't sleep until worms
are crawling up your ass!

:36:50
I'm going on safari, motherfucker!
Safari!

:36:56
Gee whiz. What a day!
:36:59
Do you ever knock?
:37:01
Congratulations on your ice show.
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-Sellout!
-What are you talking about?

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About you, and how you're a phony
like all the rest.

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"I'm Smoochy. I don't care about money.
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It's about a good show
without bells and whistles."

:37:17
You look good
with your foot stuck in your mouth.

:37:20
Jam it in there nice and tight.
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What happened to your
precious integrity?

:37:26
Or is that just part
of your dog-and-pony show?

:37:36
I never agreed to a show!
:37:38
Do you realize the shekels
we can take in?

:37:41
These things represent
everything I'm against.

:37:45
Mindless spectacles whose purpose
is peddling overpriced sugar water...

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...and cheap plastic toys
that splinter...

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...and get lodged in some kid's septum.
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-Where's our dignity?
-I know you got an ethics fetish.

:37:59
You can't change the world, buddy.

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