:07:28
See you.
:07:38
Cooper... I want a position and bearing.
:07:41
-I want to be on the move in three minutes.
-On it, Sarge.
:07:44
Spoon, Terry, you're on stag.
:07:46
Joe, for fuck sake...
:07:48
... get off your big, fat, Iardy arse
and make like a soldier!
:07:53
Right then -- time sync.
:07:58
I've got zero seven-thirty coming up in...
:08:00
... three, two, one, check.
:08:03
Oh bullocks, I don't believe this!
:08:05
What is it now, Witherspoon?.
:08:06
I've left my watch at the barracks, sarge.
:08:08
You want to take a breather
every once in a while, son, you'll live longer.
:08:10
Nice work, Spoon, you tosser.
:08:12
Took the words right out of my mouth.
:08:13
And you'll be taking my boot out your mouth
in a minute, Joe, you baldy twat!
:08:17
Pissing hell!
:08:18
Close shave,eh Joe?.
:08:19
Oh, this shit is totally bone!
:08:21
The most important football match
of my life is playing tonight...
:08:23
... and I'm stuck up the backside of beyond
without so much as...
:08:26
... a six-pack or a telly!
:08:27
Yeah, well, that's the Army for you.
:08:28
Hey, it's England v Germany, man.
:08:30
Full-on footy war!
:08:31
Yeah, well, it's nothing Iike this at all then,
is it Joe?.
:08:33
It's just an exercise. Hardly life or death.
:08:36
Don't bet on it, Joe, you're fucking slaying me!
:08:38
If you'd paid any attention at all
during the briefing, Kirkley...
:08:41
... you'd know exactIy who we were up against
on this harmless little exercise, wouldn't you?.
:08:43
-And who's that then?.
-Special Forces, you plonker!
:08:47
Bollocks to them!
:08:48
All right, all right.
:08:50
Now Iisten up, I'm gonna make this quick
and to the point...
:08:52
... because, just Iike you, all I wanna do
is get home...
:08:54
...jump into a warm bed with a nice hot woman
and watch the footy!
:08:58
Planning on scoring, sarge?.
:08:59
Yeah, well, mind you don't fouI her
in the penalty box.