:01:00
And seeing other people
enjoy the festivities...
:01:03
...gets them even more disgusted.
:01:06
In fact, the head honcho of holiday
humbug...
:01:08
...lives right here in little old dukesberry.
His name's davey stone.
:01:12
That fool's in the china dragon...
:01:14
...coming up with his own way
of feeling tingly all over.
:01:19
Four scorpion bowl in five minute?
That's got to be a restaurant record.
:01:24
Well, right now i'm going to go for
another restaurant record: Longest burp.
:01:39
Congratulations. Now, please excuse me
while i go take shower.
:01:44
At one time, davey was a super student,
super athlete...
:01:48
...super sweet, super kid and the apple
of his parents' eye.
:01:53
Now, he's just a 33-year-old,
crazy jewish guy...
:01:57
...who lives for making this town
as miserable as he is...
:02:01
...especially on the first night
of chanukah.
:02:03
How'd he end up this way?
Let's save that for later...
:02:06
...because right now, davey's about to
get himself into some serious trouble.
:02:15
Hope you're not planning on driving
tonight, stone.
:02:18
No, officer. I'm just going to say
good night to my car...
:02:22
...then walk home and enjoy
the holiday decorations.
:02:25
Listen, sweetheart. I have to leave you
here alone tonight...
:02:29
...but don't you worry, i'll be back
first thing in the morning.
:02:33
Now, behave yourself,
and don't stay up too late.
:02:38
Nighty-night.
:02:42
All right, baby. But let's make this quick.
:02:45
Oh, mama!
:02:47
You like it when i hold you like this?
:02:49
Because i'll do it all night long.
:02:53
So sweet.
:02:56
Yes, so precious.