:03:00
I love you, car.
:03:03
He dine and dash me! He chew and
screw me! He sip and skip me!
:03:07
- What?
- He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.
:03:10
Oh, boy.
:03:13
Get him.
:03:19
Come back here, you jerk!
:03:24
Somebody stop that guy!
:03:26
I'm the kind of guy who can't stand
a holiday
:03:29
so i drink them all away, that's me
:03:33
i don't decorate no trees
:03:36
and i won't eat no potato latkes
:03:40
but i'll give this old lady's melons
a squeeze
:03:44
that's just who i am
:03:52
well, i'll never spin a dreidel,
but i'll always throw an egg
:03:56
and i'll charley horse your leg for laughs
:04:00
while you're singing your holiday tunes
:04:03
i'm acting like the town buffoon
:04:07
whipping out my big, white, scary moon
:04:11
and blowing a beef your way
:04:14
i hate folks who think reindeer are cute
:04:18
to me they're just something to shoot
:04:21
i hate love
:04:23
i hate you
:04:25
i hate me
:04:29
well, i'm a snowmobile-stealing
:04:31
no 'tis-the-season-feeling kind of guy
:04:36
this time of year sucks
so i take my nunchaks
:04:40
and make sure every snowman dies
:04:44
believing in santa's all wrong
:04:48
and chanukah's eight nights too long
:04:51
i hate love
:04:52
i hate you
:04:54
i hate me
:04:56
coming through.
:04:57
I hate love
:04:59
i hate you