:34:00
you'll get hit with a bat
:34:01
'cause that's a technical foul
:34:03
you will feel my wrath
:34:05
- lf your hair clogs the drain
- you'll know the meaning of pain
:34:09
'cause that's a technical foul
:34:11
i'll show you no mercy
:34:13
ho! This is such bullshit
:34:16
in this house we say "bullspit"
:34:19
or it's a technical foul
:34:22
a technical foul
:34:24
let me get this straight. You expect me
to change my lifestyle in one night...
:34:28
...because you guys are a couple of
psychotic control freaks?
:34:31
- You got it, bub.
- Or you can go rot in the gutter.
:34:33
- It's up to you, yankee doodle.
- I don't want to do that...
:34:36
...but let me run a few questions by you
so i don't screw up accidentally.
:34:41
If i don't spray lysol
after moving a bowel?
:34:44
That's a technical foul
:34:48
if i decide to wash my ass
with your monogrammed towel?
:34:51
- That's a technical foul
- please, say "hiney."
:34:55
If i make fun of your crazy feeties
:34:59
or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes
:35:02
that's not only a technical foul
:35:05
but possibly a homicide
:35:11
can i sleep past 3?
:35:13
If you do, you'll get a t
:35:14
- take a whiz in those flowers?
- I'll say, "hit the showers"
:35:18
- use this horn as a bong?
- Adios, tommy chong
:35:21
make some long-distance calls?
:35:23
You'll get a kick in the balls
oops!
:35:26
Can i walk around with
my morning erection?
:35:29
If you want an automatic ejection
:35:32
'cause that's a technical foul
:35:35
but i'd like to see it anyway
:35:39
just kidding.
:35:41
There are certain rules
which apply in one's life
:35:45
with your sister, friends
or imaginary wife
:35:48
i can't believe i haven't killed myself
:35:52
here with wigs mcgee and the furry elf
:35:56
they took my wig
:35:59
i remember the look in their eyes