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Last bus to new york
city now boarding.
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Whitey, they were giving out lobster
bibs in the bathroom.
:51:18
That's not a lobster bib, eleanore.
That's a germ protector for your tushy.
:51:23
Okay. Well, i'll use it here.
:51:28
My hiney is germfree and i love it.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm mayor stuey duhy.
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I'd like to welcome you to the
35th annual...
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...youth league basketball
all-star banquet.
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For those of you celebrating christmas
tomorrow, merry christmas.
:51:48
Merry christmas.
:51:50
For those of you celebrating
the eighth night of chanukah...
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...happy chanukah.
:51:55
Happy chanukah.
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Going to the big apple, son?
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Yeah.
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Business or pleasure?
:52:04
Freedom.
:52:05
I see. You're one of them
hippie-dippy fellas.
:52:09
Everyone knows i like to start
these events with a joke.
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But i've been so busy at the hardware
store this year...
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...l've had no time to think of a great
one. But i thought of this driving here:
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
:52:22
- Don't you.
- Don't you, who?
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Don't you wish i hadn't been so busy
at the hardware store...
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...and had more time to think
of a great one?
:52:57
Mom, i didn't get that one.
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I don't think anybody did.
People just try to be nice to the mayor.