:57:06
When i was a kid playing youth
league ball for palmer episcopal...
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...i dreamed of two things:
:57:11
Learning to make a lay-up with my left
hand and becoming a multi-billionaire.
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I think you all know which dream
came true.
:57:19
Wow!
:57:21
Sorry! That one caught me by surprise.
:57:26
And even though i don't recall scoring a
point during my four seasons of play...
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...the memories of the fun times
i did have...
:57:35
...made it very easy for me to purchase
the new digital scoreboard...
:57:38
...for the community center
earlier this year.
:57:42
Thanks for the recognition.
:57:43
- Thanks for the scoreboard!
- Thank you, tommy!
:57:47
Excuse me! Can i just say something?
:57:50
- There he is!
- Stone, what are you doing here?
:57:53
Getting himself arrested, mayor duhy.
He broke into the mall.
:57:56
I love it! Your ass busted!
:57:58
Now you go to jail
and marry big, smelly man.
:58:01
Stone, you screwed up for the last time.
:58:03
That 10-year sentence i promised you
starts tonight.
:58:09
Please, just let me speak for one second.
:58:12
Are those tears in his eyes?
:58:14
Finally.
:58:16
Let the guy talk!
:58:19
After all, it is the holidays.
:58:23
She's right. And then we'll
send him up the river.
:58:30
Okay, mrs. Triple nipple...
i mean, mrs. Selman.
:58:33
Go ahead, mr. Stone. Let's hear
your parting words of wisdom.
:58:36
I know you people don't like me or
care about my opinion, but here goes.
:58:41
Tommy, nothing personal, but whitey
should have won the patch tonight.
:58:45
You're all crazy for not realizing that.
:58:48
Why would we give whitey duvall the
patch? So he could use it as a blanket?