1:00:02
instead he got a port-a-potty ride
1:00:05
i was such a shithead
1:00:09
but he never quit on me
1:00:13
till i told him he was useless
1:00:17
and his sister was freaky
1:00:20
once when we were watching
sunday football
1:00:24
a fuzzy screen was all that
we could see
1:00:29
whitey came over with a hanger
1:00:33
and spent the game on top of our tv
1:00:36
and when the lightning struck him
1:00:39
he let out a wicked-loud yell
1:00:43
but we just turned up the volume
1:00:48
and ignored the burning smell
1:00:50
we should all rot in hell
1:00:53
i went to high school with whitey
1:00:57
as a joke i told him to meet me
at the prom
1:01:01
when he got there i said, "i can't
believe you thought i was serious"
1:01:05
so he ran home crying and
slow-danced with his mom
1:01:09
what a crushing blow to whitey
1:01:13
i bet you wish you could take it back
1:01:17
how could you all be
so mean to whitey?
1:01:21
Sound to me like you are all on crack
1:01:23
huh?
1:01:24
Tonight whitey was
counting on this town
1:01:29
to show that we care
1:01:32
but the first time he really needed us
1:01:36
we weren't there
1:01:38
and on christmas eve
and the last night of chanukah
1:01:43
it's just not fair