:01:04
...that you can't even breathe?.
:01:07
This is a story...
:01:09
...of monsters. Creatures.
:01:12
Hideous nightmares that crawl
in the night.
:01:16
I've seen them.
:01:17
I've seen them in visions.
:01:20
And you will too.
:01:25
I know you're saying to yourself:.
:01:28
"What is this brother doing
in this godforsaken place?. "
:01:31
The truth brought me out
to the only place...
:01:35
...where I can speak the truth
and they can't get me.
:01:39
That's right. Right here at KFRD,
freedom radio.
:01:42
The source for the inside dope
on conspiracies, aliens...
:01:46
...and up-to-the-minute reports
on when they'll invade.
:01:49
It's morning here
in Prosperity, Arizona...
:01:53
...and it's time for America
to wake up, people!
:01:56
Wake up before it's too late!
But no.
:01:59
Of course you're still asleep.
:02:01
You still think we landed
on the moon...
:02:04
...that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that
a black man's vote in Florida counts!
:02:09
Wake up!
:02:12
Look to the skies.
Look to the skies, my friends.
:02:15
Unless you're driving.
I don 't want nobody suing.
:02:18
Got enough government problems.
Can barely pay for this damn trailer.
:02:28
Keep talking, buddy.
Say something that has caffeine in it.
:02:33
It's a hard life spreading the truth.
Never made Gandhi rich.
:02:37
Never made Mother Teresa rich.
L. Ron Hubbard?
:02:41
Actually, he did pretty good
for himself.