:34:14
Good Lord.
:34:48
I've been warning you for years,
but you wouldn 't listen.
:34:52
Now it' s emerging as a trend
in our sleepy little town.
:34:56
The police wire says Bob Stuck's
dog Skippy's missing.
:35:00
It's the fourth missing-pet call
we've had today.
:35:03
It's strange. It's strange.
:35:05
People are saying it's coyotes,
it's wolves. But we know the truth.
:35:10
We all know about those cows
and the probe.
:35:13
The anal probe.
:35:15
Let's talk about the probe. Let's talk
about the anal probe. What is that?.
:35:21
What are they looking for?.
That's just wrong.
:35:24
Skippy didn't do anything to anybody.
He doesn't deserve that!
:35:29
What will you find in a dog's--?.
It's just wrong!
:35:32
You're all ostriches with
your heads in the dirt.
:35:35
Which just leaves your ass
up in the air!
:35:38
You're inviting the aliens in! They
have no choice but to probe your butt.
:35:45
Aunt Gladys, how can you listen
to this wacko?.
:35:49
I think he's very informative.
:35:55
Do Floyd and Leroy still
have that barbershop?.
:35:59
Good idea. People are talking.