:18:03
All right, all right.
You serve.
:18:08
Forgive him,
he's going through rough times.
:18:12
His girlfriend dumped him
for a homo.
:18:14
How could she dump him
for a homo?
:18:17
The guy used to be one.
He isn't any more.
:18:20
Sure. Everything isn't
always black or white.
:18:23
Besides,
we're all bisexual anyway.
:18:29
It was obvious, Pedro.
I saw it coming. You know why?
:18:33
You were too nice to her.
Women hate that.
:18:36
The worse you treat them,
the hornier they get.
:18:39
You're too soft, Pedro.
You're lucky to be rid of her.
:18:43
-That's right, Pedro.
-Girlfriends are the worst.
:18:47
-Right, Carlos?
-Yeah, but...
:18:48
No buts. Look at Carlos.
:18:51
Happily single.
Now it's your turn.
:18:53
You can do whatever you want
without answering to anybody.
:18:57
And consider this:
:18:59
girlfriends never last.
:19:02
But an ex-girlfriend lasts forever.
You can fuck her whenever you want.
:19:07
-It's been proven.
-Actually...
:19:11
But you and victoria
have been going out since...
:19:14
So what? Sure, I live with victoria.
But I screw all the women I can.
:19:18
That's the trick.
:19:20
Know what's wrong with this country?
People don't fuck enough.
:19:24
Forget what the sociologists say.
:19:26
I've learned what I know
from life itself.
:19:30
-People...
-What's your point?
:19:31
-What's your point?
-Shit, Pedro.
:19:33
Don't interrupt me.
:19:36
People go crazy.
:19:37
Why? Lack of sex.
:19:39
When you become a couple
you screw less.
:19:42
-Nobody knows why, but it's true.
-Not me.
:19:46
So people end up unhappy.
:19:48
What about me?
I fuck like a champ.
:19:50
I have a girlfriend
but I screw around,
:19:53
which is what keeps us happy
and together. Like in Cuba.
:19:57
Cubans are living on food rations,