:03:00
That's okay. l was in here yesterday, Slim.
:03:06
-What's your real name?
-No.
:03:10
l like it. Don't you think
it's kind of negative, though?
:03:13
No, l don't tell my name.
:03:15
Okay.
:03:17
Give me the soup, turkey burger,
coleslaw, couple of extra slices of tomato.
:03:22
l write books. Do you read books?
What are you reading now?
:03:28
You know Finnegans Wake by James Joyce?
:03:33
My friend told me it's the hardest book
in the English language.
:03:36
l mean, not the hardest,
but the hardest one that you can actually read.
:03:40
l thought to myself, if l can get through it,
l could probably read the rest.
:03:44
-How long have you been reading it?
-Six years.
:03:47
l'll be back with your soup.
:03:51
-He likes you.
-He's a dick.
:03:55
-He was in here yesterday, you know?
-l know.
:03:58
Now he's back today, he brought a rose,
he pulls you into conversation.
:04:04
Okay, so he likes me.
:04:06
-So, do you like him?
-l don't know him.
:04:10
What's that got to do with anything?
He's a major piece of cake, piece of pie.
:04:16
Trust me, okay? He's carrot cake.
:04:20
And when a guy like that,
who's actually cuter than you, likes you....
:04:24
He's cuter than me?
:04:26
Face it, no one will ever go for you
because of your looks.
:04:29
That sucks, because my personality bites.
:04:36
Cup of soup.
:04:40
You don't really write books, do you?
:04:43
No.
:04:44
l haven't really been reading
Finnegans Wake either.
:04:48
l'm going into law...
:04:50
...enforcement.
:04:53
Who's the rose for?
:04:58
Enjoy your grub.