:58:00
It's not funny, OK?
:58:02
-Stop it, OK?
-He's down in that room.
:58:04
There is 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6 people in the house.
:58:08
There's no Michael Myers here.
There's nobody.
:58:10
Listen,
I saw him right over there.
:58:13
He's in here?
Ooh. Michael Myers.
:58:15
Where's Michael Myers?
:58:16
Michael Myers!
I don't see nothing.
:58:18
-He was in here.
-You're bringing me down.
:58:20
Rudy, I saw--Aaaah!
:58:23
Rudy!
:58:24
Uhh! Uhh!
:58:27
-Fucker!
-Whoa, whoa!
:58:29
Turn off the cameras!
:58:31
-Get it back online.
-What's wrong?
:58:34
Cut to
a different camera angle.
:58:35
It's me. Freddie.
:58:39
Freddie.
What the fuck are you doing?
:58:41
Damn, man, you hit me...
:58:43
like I murdered
your fuckin' mother.
:58:46
Relax, man.
:58:47
I'm only tryin'
to give America a good show.
:58:50
So none of
this shit is real, right?
:58:52
Like the furniture...
:58:54
the photos,
all the fucked up toys?
:58:56
It's all fake.
We've been set up.
:58:58
You knew you didn't have
a show anyone would watch...
:59:00
so you set us all up
at our fucking expense, huh?
:59:02
What expense
are you talkin' about?
:59:04
You ain't contributed a dime
to settin' up this shit.
:59:07
Besides, don't nobody
want to see any of y'all...
:59:09
runnin' around
no empty house...
:59:11
possibly comin' up
with nothing any-damn-way.
:59:13
America don't like reality,
first of all.
:59:16
Second of all,
they think the shit is boring.
:59:19
They want
a little razzle-dazzle...
:59:21
a little pizazz,
a little thrill in their life.
:59:24
And us being the ones
that give it to 'em--
:59:26
I don't see
nothin' wrong with that.
:59:28
I did not sign up for this.
:59:30
Y'all need to do me a favor,
all right?
:59:32
Go along with this shit.
Don't blow it. Not now.
:59:35
You really have no idea...
:59:37
of how nicely
I worked things out...
:59:39
so that we all can receive...
:59:41
somewhat of a robust back end
when this shit is all over.
:59:44
I don't know what you want to do
about your share...
:59:46
but please
don't fuck it up for me.
:59:48
I want my money, a'ight?
:59:50
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go...
:59:53
scare the shit out of some more
of these motherfuckers...
:59:55
so, I'm gonna get it crackin'.
:59:58
Y'all do what
the fuck y'all gotta do.