:20:00
...should be provided with legal
representation and a contract drawn up.
:20:05
All the best relationships
are based on contracts.
:20:07
Bunny and I have a contract.
:20:10
Now that you're gonna come
and work for me...
:20:12
...we're gonna have one.
:20:14
And that piece of paper is your clean slate.
:20:24
You know, you could just
take a later shuttle back to DC.
:20:27
I'm past the worst of it, I think.
:20:31
I'm meeting that dean
from St. Anthony's, McKaye...
:20:35
...in the morning,
to beg him to admit your brother this fall.
:20:39
A mother's work is never done.
:20:41
- D.H. is collecting Igby today?
- Yeah.
:20:44
He's picking him up from "the camp."
:20:47
What a great investment
that has proven to be.
:20:52
Getting to hear, for two months,
on a weekly basis...
:20:56
...just how much my son hates me.
:20:58
That's always been
one of his favorite topics of conversation.
:21:01
His creation was an act of animosity.
Why shouldn't his life be one?
:21:11
Listen, Ollie, this summer, Igby's going to
bunk with you at Columbia during the week.
:21:16
You both can go to the Hamptons
on the weekends.
:21:18
Of course.
:21:20
I'll baby-sit Igby all summer long.
:21:23
You know, you have been
a very bad older brother.
:21:29
And yet you're the one he hates.
:21:33
Basically, it's like reverse Darwinism.
:21:37
A situation in which
a less evolved species...
:21:41
...is better equipped to survive
than a more evolved creature.
:21:45
Which, if you think about it,
isn't really reverse Darwinism, so much as...
:21:50
...bigger-picture Darwinism, if you will.
:21:53
What?