Jackass: The Movie
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1:24:01
Oh, fuck!
1:24:09
You all right?
1:24:10
You okay?
1:24:12
I'm good. I'm good.
1:24:13
What'd you think happened
right there?

1:24:16
It's embarrassing.
1:24:17
I was barely
halfway through the ceiling

1:24:19
and you were already
out the door.

1:24:21
You're a real sprinter.
1:24:26
Guys in masks, I'm out.
1:24:30
I don't play.
I don't play.

1:24:35
Is there any actual,
like, real reason...

1:24:38
why anyone would shove something
up their ass like this?

1:24:42
No.
1:24:44
I'm claiming predictions
for this event.

1:24:46
Where's Ryan?
1:24:47
Are you going to make them?
1:24:48
Number one,
it's not getting in there.

1:24:51
Number two, even if it does,
it's not staying in there.

1:24:54
Definitely no
sitting down happening.

1:24:56
Number three, there's no way
1:24:58
they're gonna believe
that this is true.

1:25:00
So, you're saying it's...
1:25:03
I'm saying there's
nothing I want more

1:25:06
than for this to happen, but...
1:25:08
You don't want it
to happen that much.

1:25:10
No, I really do.
1:25:11
This is our original talent
for this piece, by the way.

1:25:14
Yep. I think that...
1:25:15
It's one of the
first things I think

1:25:17
I've ever seen
you duck out on.

1:25:19
Oh, man, I am so glad
I turned this idea down.

1:25:22
I'm so glad.
1:25:24
Oh, yeah.
1:25:27
I'll probably use all of this
before the end of the segment.

1:25:33
Uh... what else we got?
1:25:37
A condom.
1:25:38
Thank you.
1:25:41
And, um, a little toy car.
1:25:45
Blue, it's my favorite color.
1:25:50
Let me see that. Dangle it.
1:25:55
Look at the reservoir tip.
1:25:58
Now I'm lubing up...

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