1:27:00
This is...
this is totally insane.
1:27:03
- It's in.
- It's in, dude.
1:27:05
- It's in?
- Yeah.
1:27:06
- Let's see.
- Oh, fuck!
1:27:08
I feel like
I have to shit my ass.
1:27:11
Is there anything intact?
1:27:18
You said
that you didn't want to do it
1:27:21
because your dad
would disown you?
1:27:23
Well, I mean, it wasn't that.
1:27:25
You drank wine
off of a dude's ass crack.
1:27:28
My dad never saw that.
1:27:30
I never told him that...
you know.
1:27:33
I was gonna do this
and I was like, "Dad"...
1:27:36
I was, like, "Dad,
we're going hard these days
1:27:40
and there's some ideas
floating around."
1:27:43
I just mentioned
the car in the butt.
1:27:45
My dad, like...
the only time in my life
1:27:48
I ever heard my dad, like...
1:27:50
You know, it's like
when your parents say,
1:27:53
"I'm not mad at you;
I'm just disappointed," you know
1:27:57
like, that hurts so much more,
you know?
1:28:00
Fucking rad.
1:28:03
Look at him walk.
1:28:05
John's gonna win, dude.
1:28:08
I'm not too excited
about this skit.
1:28:10
It's not my favorite
I've ever done,
1:28:13
because there's a toy car
in my butt
1:28:15
but this is the...
1:28:24
I think I need an X ray.
1:28:26
Antoine?
1:28:27
Yes?
1:28:30
How you doing?
1:28:31
Pretty good.
1:28:33
I'm Ryan, and this is...
1:28:35
What can I do for you?
1:28:36
I was partying last night
with some frat guys.
1:28:40
I passed out.
1:28:41
I must have fallen down
or broken something,
1:28:43
because I haven't been able
to walk right since.
1:28:46
We're gonna take
X ray now, to be sure.
1:28:48
Okay.
1:28:49
- Take one of those.
- Oh, okay.
1:28:56
This is comfy.
1:28:57
Hold your breath.
Don't move.