Jackass: The Movie
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1:30:01
That is a car toy.
1:30:02
Well, how did a car toy
get there?

1:30:05
Maybe you stuck it up your ass.
1:30:07
I didn't stick anything
up my ass.

1:30:10
Have you ever seen
anything like that?

1:30:13
No, I never seen that in there.
1:30:16
I've seen a toy car all over
1:30:19
but never
in somebody's rectum.

1:30:22
You can't get it out?
You don't have...

1:30:24
No, I... I'm a physician,
1:30:27
but I practice this,
X ray only.

1:30:30
You think maybe I can just,
you know, poop it out?

1:30:35
You won't be able
to poop it out.

1:30:37
In fact, it will hurt you.
1:30:40
I fact, I don't think
it's even good for you

1:30:43
that you poop it out.
1:30:45
What will happen
if you take Ex-Lax?

1:30:48
Will that help?
1:30:49
No, if he takes Ex-lax,
1:30:51
well, he gets a lot of diarrhea
but no car.

1:31:08
I appreciate it.
1:31:09
Thank you
for taking care of me.

1:31:11
Okay. Thanks again.
1:31:27
Oh! He's alive.
1:31:29
Oh, Johnny Knoxville,
he made it!

1:31:35
Oh, there is a God.
1:31:37
Oh, please.
1:31:39
And at last!
1:31:40
I thought it would never...
1:31:43
This is the end!
1:31:45
Oh, thank you, Jesus!
1:31:49
Oh...
1:31:51
Oh, child!
1:31:54
Oh, child!
1:31:54
- Let's see it! Let's see it!
- Not that bad.


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