:02:01
Listen...
:02:02
I can take him.
:02:04
I mean, Kobe wouldn't back down
from no challenge.
:02:07
Allen Iverson wouldn't back down
from no challenge.
:02:09
And MichaelJordan sure as heck
is not backin' down from no challenge,
:02:12
And neither is Calvin Cambridge.
:02:14
E-Excuse me.
:02:17
Take a number, Ox,
:02:18
'cause you're about to be served.
:02:31
[Kids Laughing]
:02:36
Theyjust don't
make these things
:02:38
for...normal-sized people,
you know?
:02:41
That's gotta hurt.
:02:43
Go on ahead and laugh
if you want,
:02:45
but you guys won't be laughing
when I get 5 new jerseys
:02:47
from the family
who's gonna adopt me.
:02:48
You ain't gettin' adopted.
:02:50
Yes, I will,
'cause I have a destiny.
:02:52
All orphans are special.
All orphans have destinies.
:02:55
Maybe in books,
but you wanna name a real one?
:02:57
Moses.
:02:59
[Kids Laugh]
:03:00
And Nelson Mandela
and Marilyn Monroe
:03:02
and Daunte Culpepper.
:03:03
Who plays in the NFL.
:03:05
James Avery:
This calls for champagne.
:03:07
Man...
:03:09
I want a family like that
to adopt me.
:03:12
Look how theyjust
get along with each other.
:03:16
That's what I really want.
:03:20
Kid: Oh, man,
why'd you do that?
:03:21
All right. Kids...
:03:23
let's get to work.
:03:26
Murph:Fresh candy.
:03:27
Reg:Please?
:03:28
Right here.
:03:29
Hi. Would you like to
buy some candy, ma'am?
:03:32
Hi. What about you?
:03:33
Fresh candy. $2.00.
:03:36
Hey, you guys wanna
buy some candy?
:03:38
If you don't buy, I don't eat.
:03:40
[Mumbling]
Hey, you want some candy?
:03:41
Reg:It's for
the Chesterfield group home.
:03:43
Calvin:
Candy bar, anybody?
:03:44
Can we have some candy?
:03:45
Please, Daddy?
:03:46
No. We'll get treats inside.
:03:48
Girls, don't ever give money
to a kid like this. It's a big scam.
:03:58
Joad is down low.!
He's open.!