1:01:00
OK, now, the key
to the whole geometry thing
1:01:02
and gettin' the hang of these triangles
is to super-size them.
1:01:05
- Super-size?
- Super-size.
1:01:07
You painted your house.
1:01:08
All right, look. Tell me
what triangle this is right here.
1:01:10
All right, look. Tell me
what triangle this is right here.
1:01:10
Um...
1:01:12
I'm not familiar with this one.
I don't know.
1:01:14
All right.
Let me give you a hint.
1:01:15
So you got MJ over there
1:01:16
posting up
a small point guard, right?
1:01:17
You got Rodman over there
1:01:19
on the other side of the court
with his hair.
1:01:20
Now Pippin comes
to screen for Michael.
1:01:21
So what do you got?
1:01:23
Well, this is the Bulls'
triangle offense, right?
1:01:25
Right.
1:01:26
We're just givin' room
for Michael to isolate.
1:01:28
Isolate. Isosceles.
An isosceles triangle.
1:01:32
Exactly.
1:01:33
The Lakers use this triangle offense.
1:01:35
This triangle has equal sides
for Kobe and Shaq.
1:01:38
Equal sides. OK.
This is an equilateral triangle.
1:01:42
There you go.
See, you're gettin' it.
1:01:43
You're gettin' it.
OK. OK.
1:01:45
Uh, I got this.
1:01:46
You got this one?
1:01:47
- OK, now this is us.
- Uh-huh.
1:01:48
And you know the type
of triangle offense we use
1:01:50
is the acute offense...
well, the acute triangle offense.
1:01:53
- OK.
- That's because
1:01:54
Calvin Cambridge is so damn cute.
1:01:56
Oh, man, give me a break.
I'm the cute one.
1:01:57
- No, I am.
- No, see.
1:01:58
Look at the picture.
I'm the cute one.
1:01:59
- No.
- OK, go ahead. Fine.
1:02:01
All right. So...
1:02:03
OK, see, here's Joad, right?
1:02:06
- Right.
- This is Joad.
1:02:07
Joad's gonna take the ball out.
1:02:09
He's gonna pass all the way to you.
1:02:11
- OK.
- You're right here.
1:02:13
- Right.
- See me?
1:02:14
I'm gonna be headin' down court
1:02:16
for the full-court lob pass
just like this, right?
1:02:19
Oh, hey, Calvin. Calvin.
1:02:21
Don't put paint on
my windows, all right?
1:02:22
But I'm gonna be wide open.
1:02:23
You gotta pass me the ball.
1:02:24
I'm warning you, all right?
Don't do it.
1:02:26
And then...
1:02:28
Wham!
2 points for me
1:02:31
and the assist...
1:02:34
to Reynolds.
1:02:35
Oh, OK.
So you think you're cute
1:02:37
puttin' the paint and then
messin' up the house, huh?
1:02:39
Well, let me see what we've got.
1:02:40
Let's say if I went and did...
1:02:41
Oh! Aw. Hey!
1:02:44
Orange looks nice on you, man.
1:02:46
That's not funny.
1:02:47
No, it really is funny
'cause it looks nice.
1:02:49
It goes nice with the blue and...
1:02:50
Oh, really?
1:02:51
Yeah. You kinda look
like a rainbow or...
1:02:53
Well, the orange looks really nice...
1:02:55
Calvin, I know you're not gonna do that.
1:02:56
- Oh!
- On you!
1:02:58
You really think it's funny?
1:02:59
No, no, no, no, no!