Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:10:03
You know?
I bet her breath don't stink.

:10:06
Her neck probably fuckin' stink.
huh. Man?

:10:09
You just put a fuckin' Altoid
in her neck and shit.

:10:12
If she choke on something. You ain't
gotta worry about the Heimlich.

:10:15
You just go right in the neck.
Got that.

:10:17
Yeah. A piece of gristle. Baby.
That's all that was. A piece of gristle.

:10:22
You got to love a woman
with a hole in her neck. Fellas. You do.

:10:25
Take her out to eat and shit.
Got a hole in her fuckin' neck.

:10:28
But you get mad. "Look. Goddamn it.
Look at your neck.

:10:31
What have you got to fuckin' come to
the restaurant with your neck all out?

:10:35
Got the fuckin' maƮtre d'
looking at ya. Shit. Goddamn.

:10:38
Oh. You couldn't put on
a turtleneck or nothin' tonight?

:10:41
Couldn't put no mock neck on?
None of that shit?"

:10:46
They say this lady got a man.
I know they be doing some freaky shit.

:10:49
I know he come home.
"Baby...

:10:51
I want to do something
a little different tonight.

:10:55
Let me put my dick
in your neck.

:10:58
Oh. That's some good neck there.
That's some good neck there.

:11:01
Fuck head. I said neck.
I like neck."

:11:05
Her ass straight to here
and shit.

:11:16
And I'd like to say...
:11:18
if there's any critics
here tonight...

:11:21
fuck you and kiss my ass.
:11:24
I don't give a shit about you.
:11:27
They're like the scum of the earth
to me. Fuck them.

:11:30
I can't stand a critic.
:11:32
My mother don't like me to say
that I hate. But I can't stand 'em.

:11:35
What the fuck is a critic anyway? That's
somebody that can't do what you can do...

:11:38
so they want to criticize your shit.
:11:41
You know what I mean?
Think they authority on some shit.

:11:44
You want to criticize somethin'.
criticize these nuts.

:11:49
Fuck you.
:11:51
I don't see you
talkin' about my balls on the news.

:11:54
"One of Martin's balls
is bigger than the other.

:11:58
I give that a two star."
Get the fuck out of here. Man.


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