Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:17:01
Now. I'll tell you.
life is so short. Y'all.

:17:04
You know. Please.
just realize that.

:17:06
You're not promised tomorrow.
you know.

:17:09
You really ain't.
You're not.

:17:11
Every day you get a chance to wake up.
you gotta really be grateful.

:17:15
Most importantly. Be grateful...
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and ride this motherfucker
till the wheels fall off.

:17:19
Live your life.
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Ride this motherfucker
till the wheels fall off.

:17:26
When it's time to go. You're gone.
Fuck it. You don't owe nobody. Fuck it.

:17:29
If you do owe 'em. You're gone.
They can't get it.

:17:34
So now with all that... You know.
that gets you down every now and then.

:17:38
'Cause you see it every time
you turn on the news and all that.

:17:42
It's something that's gonna
be with us a long time.

:17:44
You know. That's just...
for the rest of our lives.

:17:47
I'm trying to do things
that make me feel good.

:17:50
Like. I'm watching Cops.
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Black people. Come on. Y'all know
we on Cops every fuckin' week.

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Every motherfuckin' week. Cops.
Black people. Starring black people.

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We runnin' through the motherfucker
with helicopters chasing us and shit.

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Go to commercial. Come back.
We still runnin' and shit.

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Runnin' like a motherfucker.
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You know. Just runnin'
in the fuckin' street. Man.

:18:13
But one thing I noticed
on Cops... Is it me?

:18:16
But white people get away
with a lot of shit with the cops.

:18:21
They talk to the cop.
They talk back like a motherfucker.

:18:23
They cuss their ass out. "What the fuck
did you pull me over for?

:18:27
I don't give a shit. I want to know
what did you pull me over for.

:18:32
I didn't fuckin' do nothin'. Asshole.
You fuckin' asshole. You're an asshole.

:18:37
You're an asshole.
and you're a dick. Yes.

:18:40
Fuck that. Man.
You don't pull me over for nothin'.

:18:42
Yeah. I know I was speeding.
ya fuck. I'm in a rush.

:18:46
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're an asshole.

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And fuck you.
You're an asshole.

:18:52
And you're a dick. You know what.
why don't you put your dick in your ass?

:18:56
Fuck you. Fuck you.
My dad's gonna have your ass.


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