Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:19:02
There goes your $5 million
donation. You fuck.

:19:07
See your ass in court. Buddy."
:19:11
They cuss the cops out
like a motherfucker.

:19:14
Black people. We don't
do that shit no more.

:19:16
Ever since that Rodney King
ass-whupping. We shut the fuck up.

:19:19
'Cause you never know if that shit's
gonna be us on TV tomorrow on tape.

:19:23
They pull us over. We...
"What's the problem. Officer?

:19:27
Yes. Was I what?
I was speedin'? Damn.

:19:30
Where's the light? I didn't even
see me go through the light. Damn it.

:19:34
Look here. Would you
give me a ticket?

:19:36
Yeah. Yeah.
'Cause I got to learn.

:19:39
I got to fuckin' learn. You know.
:19:42
Let me give you my full name.
my middle name.

:19:44
Let me spell that for you and stuff."
:19:48
We only that nice 'cause we know
we got some shit under the seat.

:19:52
Who knows what that is?
But...

:19:55
Latinos. They act like
they ain't from this country.

:19:58
They don't speak their English
when they get pulled over...

:20:00
till they see that ticket price.
:20:03
They get pulled over.
"No. No. What I do? I don't know.

:20:07
I don't know what I do.
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Speedy Gonzalez?
Was I caught speeding?

:20:14
Don't know."
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They see that ticket.
"Motherfucker. This is bullshit!"

:20:25
But I talk about watching
positive programs. You know.

:20:29
I joke about the cop shit. 'cause
ain't nothin' positive about that...

:20:33
gettin' arrested.
I'll tell you that.

:20:35
But a program that is positive.
if you ever get a chance to see it...

:20:37
it's called Eye on the Prize.
:20:40
This program will make you cry.
you know. I'm serious.

:20:44
If you ever seen it. You've seen that.
It's a beautiful thing.

:20:47
I'll tell you.
I love America.

:20:49
This is the best country in the world.
I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

:20:52
But I'm a black man.
and I ain't forgot...

:20:54
what the fuck we. As black people.
have been through in America.

:20:59
You know what I mean?

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