Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:50:01
You don't want
to go through that.

:50:03
That's why what you do...
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you tell the man...
You grab him. Iook at it.

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Look at the dick.
Grab it in your hand. Look at it.

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You know what I mean?
Hold it. Become the dick.

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And look at it.
Look on the head.

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Look on the sides.
Look up under the balls.

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Look at it and ask questions.
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"What's those two bumps
right there?

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What's those two bumps
on your helmet?

:50:42
Well. Have you tried putting
Mercurochrome on that?

:50:45
No. You haven't. Huh?
Okay.

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Why you got a boil
up under your balls?

:50:54
That is a boil. Okay?
:50:56
That is not a hair bump.
That is a boil.

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Uh-huh.
Okay. Hold up. Wait.

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Fuck this.
Hold on. Wait.

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Okay. Now you got a boil...
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two balls and two bumps?
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Uh-uh. I ain't gonna be
able to do it.

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No. I ain't gonna
be able to do it.

:51:25
I am not marrying
no Nutty Buddy.

:51:30
I'm not gonna be able to do it.
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That is too many bumps
on one dick. Uh-uh.

:51:36
Dick look like a Crunch Bar.
I'm sorry. I just...

:51:39
I can't do it. I won't do it.
I just won't."

:51:49
Talk and communicate...
so you know these things.

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And so you check... You know what
you're getting and you can be happy.

:51:58
Make him get butt naked.
Tell your man. "Butt naked."


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