Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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How is it you got more motherfuckin'
shavin' bumps than me?

:58:13
How you got more?
:58:16
How is it you got more?
:58:18
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.

:58:23
Every week. You tellin' me...
:58:26
you gonna
get your lip waxed.

:58:30
You might as well just let 'em
take the whole lip.

:58:35
'Cause that shit
sitting out there like Sasquatch.

:58:39
Fuck that. Fuck that.
:58:42
If I wanted to marry Scottie
from the Whisper Bitch...

:58:45
I would've married him.
:58:49
Motherfucker. Fuck that.
Fuck that. I said it. Huh?

:58:57
That's because I feel bad
about it. Girl. Okay?

:59:00
I said. 'Okay? '
:59:05
Okay? You didn't
talk to me about it.

:59:09
When you first gained
five pounds...

:59:12
that was cute.
:59:14
I'm-a admit. I'm-a admit that. Okay?
That was cute.

:59:18
But 75 pounds? Goddamn!
:59:21
What kind of fuckin' fool
you take me for?

:59:26
My motherfuckin' ankles
is still swollen...

:59:29
from the last time
we toyed around.

:59:34
Look at you.
Oh. God. Look at you.

:59:39
That is a good drink there.
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I remember when I met you.
:59:46
You was a 115 tender bone.
:59:52
Yes. You was.
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You was the finest thing
my eyes ever seen.

:59:59
You was a round-the-way girl.

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