Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:00:05
Now you just a big bitch
from up the street.

1:00:08
Goddamn! Huh?
1:00:14
Motherfucker!
1:00:15
I don't give a damn.
1:00:17
Don't give a damn.
1:00:19
And I don't like your mother
and your family.

1:00:21
I don't like
none of you motherfuckers.

1:00:24
Every year... Every year
we gotta do the family thing.

1:00:28
Everybody brings potluck.
1:00:30
Fuck that! None of you
motherfuckers can cook.

1:00:34
And your mother... Tell her to
stay the fuck out of my face.

1:00:37
Always in my face.
1:00:40
'How was my macaroni and cheese? '
1:00:43
It's fucked up. Bitch!
1:00:47
Don't nobody put pasteurized cheese
in macaroni and cheese.

1:00:51
You got to use cheddar.
1:00:53
Cheddar's what you use.
1:00:56
My mama taught me that.
1:01:09
I don't care!
1:01:13
I'm looking at you.
and I can't imagine it.

1:01:18
There should be a clause
in my contract that says...

1:01:21
if your ass gets bigger than
what you weighed in when we married...

1:01:25
I don't have to fuck with you.
1:01:35
Fuck it. Be a man.
1:01:45
You was... When I first met you...
Darlin'. I'm gonna say this.

1:01:49
You were looking good from afar.
1:01:52
Now you're just far
from looking good.


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